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Quiet around here!
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It's been very quiet, sometimes it feels like im the only one posting lol.
Matthew Olivier (aka Mat1998)
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#3
I suspect Slang has lost interest....nudge,nudge....wink,wink! Maybe if I post some images of 'tea'??
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Hi last post I saw, was about personal life getting in the way. Maybe he will get a break over the holidays, and get such in updating the site.

Matt, it is quiet around here, and you are keeping this forum alive. Keep on keepin on!
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In the spirit of Christmas.....

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And one for Slang!

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Not a 'adults only' joke!

He laid her on the table.
So white clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat.
He rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and then her breast.
And then drooling felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set,
He gave a joyous cry.
The hole was wide...he looked inside.
All was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms...
And then he stuffed the turkey.

The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won !!

The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the next race, and it won that race too.

The local paper read:

PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.


The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another races.

The next day the local paper headline read:

"BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS".


This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey.

The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN!!


The Bishop fainted ....

He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey as soon as possible.

So she sold it to a local farmer for $10. The next day the paper read:

"NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10".


This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey, and take it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.


The Bishop was buried the next day.



The moral of the story is ... being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery, even shorten your life.

So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!
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